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Ok so right when i was little i had this mum and she was big and yellow with big floppy ears and she said i had another mum but i don't remember and my other mum was this different type of dog with soft fur and pointy ears and sharp claws like me and my brother, the one who's like me, but the others were all floppy-ears and long-noses and they got bigger than us quick but we had sharper claws and we were like "Yeah, bring it on, we are the puppies!" and it was all cool, and then the human said "The kittens are big enough to go now" and we were like "Huh? What kittens?" and we got taken away from the floppy-ears to Freshfields where I got new humans and they took me home to my new sister and I was like "Woah! No way! You're like me!" and she was all "I think you'll find I'm nothing whatsoever like you" and I was "You so are cause you're a soft-fur, sharp-claw, pointy-ear puppy!" and she was all hissy and stuff and "I am NOT a puppy, thank-you-very-much, and my mother was a pedigree" and she hissed and hissed and I was like "Cool, how d'you do that?" cause I never seen a puppy hiss before. So we played hissing all day and the humans kept taking me away from my new sister Mei Mei because we were fighting, and one day she just came up and licked me and I said "Woah, what's up, no hissing?" and she said "I am a kitten, and so are you, and I will grow up to be a cat, and so will you, so we might as well learn to live with each other. Groom me..."
So Mei Mei's teaching me how to be a cat, but I'm not a kitten cause I've never been a kitten and I'm not a cat yet so I'm a puppy until I'm a cat.

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