My human wants to see what happens if you post with the date set ten years in the future, and where it shows up on friends lists and stuff. Dunno why.
Dinner's yuck today, not eating it.
We will not be wormed!

All morning Mei Mei is on the garrij roof, staring at Nucat and growlin' so's he is not getting into the yard. Then before dinners Mei Mei is under the bed and Nucat is on the roof and I is thinking "Yayz I coulds sees him not through a window!", so I goes and he says: "Hey babe, been wanting to get to you for days. Saw you in the window and you looked kinda cool so I thought you might be able to, you know...get me in with your sister. She's hot."

Boy cats run like mices when you scratch them. Nucat better not be coming after my Terry Tree anymorez, or he is going home in doggy bags.






I cans be hot, too.

Mei Mei is having the huge cob on with me about Nucat, who is my new boyf (old boyf is not being around for weeks, so he can go wail on a rooftop – spayed or not, I can has needz).

Nucat and me falled in love at the back room window, then I met him in the morning and Mei Mei was teh jellus! She was all growly and hissy, like she hasn’t bin since back when we was kittins, sayin’ he’d bin in her house, compromisin’ her Terry Tree. I never knowed we has a Terry Tree, but she says we gots to defend it from intrudaz.

Nucat isn’t wanting our Terry Tree, he is nice cat and OMG teh hotz!!!11! He is wailing for me every night and waiting in the yard every morning, but Mei Mei is chasing him off. So Mei Mei says he is only after one thing, and coz we is spayed that means Terry Tree. She says he will be in R house, eatin’ R food and pettin’ R humanz. I think that woulds be nice.

He's on R Garrij! Watching R gardin!
He is not my boyf from the front, who is not a threat cos of bein' behind a window. He is a diffrint cat and lookin at R yard!
We both made R tails big and scared him off. But he keeps comin back!
Is he can be frendz?

(P.S. I can has internetz and has been readin' how cats talk. I wants to be LOLCat. Can u tell?)